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A Minor Problem

Tourist Attraction | Boston, MA, USA(I am a chaperone on a preschool field trip. We have six chaperones including me. All the other seats on the bus are filled with our two-year-olds. About 40 people...

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Never Listened In Or Outside Church

Tourist Attraction | London, England, UK(I work as a tour guide on an open top bus tour around London. My job is to tell tourists about the history of the city, and the landmarks that we pass.) Me: “…...

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Won’t Let The Joke Run Its Course

Tourist Attraction | Niagara Falls, ON, Canada(I’m working the night shift, and my supervisor has asked me to shut most of the sliding doors and start getting ready to close, leaving me to empty the...

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They’re Behind The ‘Shall Not Pass’ Signs

(Tourist Attraction | Jewel Cave, SD, USA)Tourist Attraction | Jewel Cave, SD, USACategories: Geeks Rule Geography Theme Of The Month Tourists/TravelTags: Tourist AttractionTourist Attraction | Jewel...

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One More ‘One More’

(Tourist Attraction | Los Angeles, CA, USA)Tourist Attraction | Los Angeles, CA, USACategories: Bad Behavior Liars & ScammersTags: Tourist AttractionTourist Attraction | Los Angeles, CA, USA(The...

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A Giant Wave Of Ignorance

(Tourist Attraction | Seward, AK, USA)Tourist Attraction | Seward, AK, USACategories: Extra Stupid Tourists/TravelTags: Tourist AttractionTourist Attraction | Seward, AK, USA(We do glacier and whale...

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Starter For Ten

(Tourist Attraction | Nashville, TN, USA)Tourist Attraction | Nashville, TN, USACategories: Bizarre TimeTags: Tourist AttractionTourist Attraction | Nashville, TN, USA(I have worked for four years in a...

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Should Have Taken A Different Rhode

Tourist Attraction | Newport, RI, USA(I live and work in a popular tourist town on an island. We provide boat tours around the bay between the island and the mainland. A woman comes up to me.) Woman:...

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Independent From Your Day

Tourist Attraction | Vancouver, BC, Canada(Vancouver sees a lot of American tourists. Just like American businesses, we are concerned about counterfeit bills, so typically $50 and $100, US or Canadian,...

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There Should Be A Sign

(Tourist Attraction, Retail | Watson Lake, YK, Canada)Tourist Attraction, Retail | Watson Lake, YK, CanadaCategories: Extra Stupid Tourists/TravelTags: RetailTourist AttractionTourist Attraction,...

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Literally Expecting You To Move Mountains

(Tourist Attraction | Haines, AK, USA)Tourist Attraction | Haines, AK, USA Categories: Crazy Requests Tourists/Travel Tags: Tourist Attraction Tourist Attraction | Haines, AK, USA(I am picking up a new...

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Dumb By Any Metric, Part 3

Tourist Attraction | VIC, Canada(I conduct tours for cruise ship passengers who’ve come ashore. Most of them are Americans, so as part of my tour, I give them a short lesson in the metric system.) Me:...

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The Wicked Witch Of The Pacific Northwest

Garden/Tourist Attraction | Portland, OR(I work at a very popular authentic garden in Portland. Even though it is August, it has been raining hard lately.) Customer: “Hi, I would like two adults, two...

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Tricky Customers Are Just Killer

(Tour | Vancouver Island, Canada)Tour | Vancouver Island, Canada Categories: Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Tour | Vancouver Island, Canada(I am taking tourists on a boat to see wild killer...

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Nature Abhors A Vacuum-Head

(Tourist Attraction | Chicago, IL, USA)Tourist Attraction | Chicago, IL, USA Categories: Math & Science Pets & Animals Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Tourist Attraction | Chicago, IL,...

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The Great Emancipator Died Sooner Than Later

(tourist attraction | Washington, DC, USA)tourist attraction | Washington, DC, USA Categories: Family & Kids Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction tourist attraction | Washington, DC, USA(I work...

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The Holy Ghost

(Tourist Attraction | Hyde Park, London, UK)Tourist Attraction | Hyde Park, London, UK Categories: Religion Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Tourist Attraction | Hyde Park, London, UKTourist:...

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Gives New Meaning To Family Tree

(Nature Center | Pennsylvania, USA)Nature Center | Pennsylvania, USA Categories: Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Nature Center | Pennsylvania, USA(I work as an educator in a native American...

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A Model Perspective

(Tourist Attraction | Devon, UK)Tourist Attraction | Devon, UK Categories: Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Tourist Attraction | Devon, UK(A customer is visiting South Devon where there are a lot...

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Lack Of Grey Matter, Part 3

(Tourist Attraction | Kent, UK)Tourist Attraction | Kent, UK Categories: Tourists/Travel Uncategorized Tags: Tourist Attraction Tourist Attraction | Kent, UK(During an audio/visual experience of the...

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